The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that read:

“I’m the Boss!”

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

“Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

A man in an office found a magic lamp.
He took it to his boss, who was meeting with his financial advisor.
The man showed it to his boss and handed it over.
“Bit grubby” his boss said, rubbing it vigorously. Out popped a genie!
“I will grant each one of you in this room 1 wish!” Boomed out the genie!
Immediatly piping up the finacial advisor said, ” I wish I was on a far away beach lying in the sun and drinking cocktails.”
“Done!” said the genie, and the financial advisor disappeared.

Feeling sleepy in the office. Can’t wait till the end of the day. Coffee isnt’t helping much. There is only a picture of a bed and a pillow in your mind. Recognizing yourself? Thats the severe case of office sleepiness where you think nothing can help you to survive through the day before you finally can reach your own bed and sleep, sleep, sleep.
Yet you can help yourself.

Here are 10 ways of how not to fall asleep at the office.