Smile! It’s Fun Weekend - 11!
Welcome everyone! Here is 11th Fun Weekend on The Colors Magazine
Each post in this series I start with a small reminder what it actually is. I will not make any exception today. Fun Weekends include 1 quote, 1 joke and 1 pic. Every weekend. It will take you less than 5 minutes to go through them, but if they make you smile, you will get a little bit of positive energy to welcome a new week.
Let’s start!
And on the EIGHTH day God created CHOCOLATE
Just think of all the wonderful blessings you’ve been given.
Chocolate, dark chocolate, chocolate truffles…
An elderly man lay dying in his bed.
In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.
Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. He slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and, with even greater effort, forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out on the kitchen table, were hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Mustering one final effort, he threw himself toward the table. His aged and withered hand painstakingly made its way toward a cookie when it was suddenly smacked by a spatula.
“Stay out of those,” said his wife, “they’re for the funeral.”
If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going, because you know… other things are just food.
But chocolate is chocolate.
Have a chocolate weekend, everyone!
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Lena you picked the right food, lol, and I am going to crawl down for the chocolate, have a good chocolate weekend too my friend. Anna
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You should imagine how I longed for a small piece of chocs while writing this post!
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:(…u wrote everything abt chocolate…so now i will go and buy one :)…that was nice smiley post lena :)…have a nice sunday
urs..hemu..
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Did you really buy one?
I hope you enjoyed it 
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Chocolates are fatty!
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You seem to have lost a piece of logic here… but you know not all chocolates are fatty, and people love them because of a fee-good-factor, did you not know?
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Ankur
ppl love chocolates and chocolates love ppl.
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and did you know that chocolates are actually poisonous for the canines???
the darker the choc the more harmful it is…
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I did not feed the chocs to a dog
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Ha. The woman smacking the sickly man’s hand reaching for the cookies sounds like someone I used to know. Only she wouldn’t have used a spatula. She would have used a claw hammer.
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LOL a claw hammer?? I don’t think I would like to see it!
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I like chocolates but i dont eat much because they come with lot of problems…
But the post is tempting me… U r guilty of the sin of temptation
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Sometimes chocolates should be there… else why live?
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o m g, m still laughing at the joke
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I am glad you had a good laugh, Anil
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What a fun and happy Sunday post… and now I want some darn chocolate!!!
Brahm´s last blog ..New Rules for Business Travel
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I hope you got some chocolates for yourself
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