I have been thinking if I should post Fun Weekend today with all the grief in the world due to Haiti tragedy. But then I though that in the world full of pain and tears we might as well need some smiles to stay positive.

If you do not really remember what is the Concept of Fun Weekend on The Colors Magazine I will remind you that it includes 1 quote, 1 joke and 1 pic. Every weekend. Usually takes less than 5 minutes for you to go through them, but if they will make you smile, you will get a little bit of positive energy before a new working week.

Today’s weekend will be completely devoted to Winter.  With -20C outside I can’t think about anything else.

Let’s start!

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, ‘We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.’

Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, ‘We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.’

Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, ‘We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ……………………..’

Then the power dies.

Norman’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, ‘Norm, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?’

With the love and understanding in his voice that some men who have been married for years exhibit, Norman says, ‘Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?’

Enjoy your weekend everyone!

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