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I do not get men… do you?

22 December 2009 5 Comments

I just do not get them. Really, I mean this. Every time I think “that’s it” and think I know why they do this or that, they do something else and I am lost again. Tough life, eh? I just cannot figure them out. Even knowing they are different I do not get them.

Not when they say something and do things to contradict themselves.

Not when they think I am dumb and won’t understand how to do this or that and still end up doing the way I was telling them to.
I dont get when they are flirting, teasing, taunting, flattering or when they are serious.
And I do not get the way they instruct each other on how to approach a girl, what to say, what to do etc.
Neither do I get why the way they talk among themselves is different from the way they talk to us. Maybe I am dumb? But I guess I am not the only one who does not get them.
The only thing I get is that they are different. Just not like us. Umm… I guess you know by now I was talking about men-women-thingie. Here is something which is the result of my intensive thinking process why I dont get them. Or rather what’s the difference?

girl and boy I do not get men... do you?

1. When men want a woman to like them, they pretend to be smart. Andwomen… when they want a man to fall for them pretend to be dumb. Men want to seem smart because they realize that smart men have more chances, women want to seem dumb so that the men won’t have to struggle too much to pretend they are smart.
2. Men will never ever wear anything uncomfortable just to look hot. And women will never wear anything ugly just for the sake of feeling comfortable. Yup, there are exceptions, you know, but not many.
3. Men do have problems with logic. Huh? Don’t look at me like that, I bet they do, I am sure it is even  a scientifically proved fact. They sure have problems with induction. Women have the same with deduction. Yes, we fail to draw right conclusions. And the woman will suffer trying to find out if he loves her and that’s why he stays with her or rather if he stays with her because he loves her. Go figure! But believe me men have it even worse. They just do not get that if they are told to be in time for the birthday party and call up if they are late it also means that for the date (any date… all dates)  the same conditions are applicable.
4. Men can get along with computers. Very well. Women can get along with men who can get along with computers. Very well. Nobody knows why men can get along with computers better but I can suppose the women just do not get enough motivation. Why to learn something that men already know when you can use their knowledge any time you need?
5. Women overestimate men’s thinking capability. Men underestimate the same capability of women. If someone tells you women cannot think, runnnnnn… and don’t believe. Women are amazing strateges and work out wonderful ideas of how to get, to tame and to re-educate men. But unfortunately those strategies not always work out. But the real reason is that women make a wrong assumption… that men can think. “And then he will think that I..” Wake up, sweetheart, there is nothing he will think about, and not because he is an idiot but because he thinks women cannot think, so he shouldnt stress himself much.
6. Men like women, and women like men. Women like to talk about men in general and their own men in particular, of course mostly they are critisizing and talking about what idiotsmen are. Men do talk about women too but I guess not that often. Unfortunately they don’t reveal what really they are talking about. That’s I guess is a secret! And maybe it is better that we do not know it…
The science insists that there are no proofs that women’s’ brains work any different than men’s brains, but it is obvious they do work different. Unfortunately I dont get why. Any ideas?
PS: I love men, I really do. I just dont get them.
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5 Comments »

  • Mahesh said:

    Facts have been penned down really carefully :)

    What do i add to something like this.

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    # 22 December 2009 at 12:14 pm
  • Farah said:

    ah lenz…so this is what you are churning out with that very busy status on gtalk?
    i lyk it :)

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    # 22 December 2009 at 1:40 pm
  • Amity Me said:

    I will love men provided they will reciprocate what i can give them, the same degree that I ought to share them.

    But if they like No. 1? Oh no! God only knows!

    Lena, this is such a wonderful post and gives me a lot to think about how men behaves but would end up still not understanding especially when they still want to flirt with others tho…though they have you already…and that sucks….!!!

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    # 22 December 2009 at 4:01 pm
  • indrajiT said:

    Hmm. You should be right, I am not sure , so again can’t comment. :)

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    # 22 December 2009 at 10:15 pm
  • Anna said:

    I guess that was God’s design, lol, and we don’t have control over it, lol, he is probably watching us and having fun.

    Lena I wanted to send warm wishes your way for this holiday season, lots of love, happiness, joy and good health. Happy New Year. Also thanks so much for your kind support in blogging world, it means a lot. Take care, and I will see you next year my dear friend. Anna :)

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    # 23 December 2009 at 8:50 am

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