Contest Entry #12
Contest Entry #12
I used to believe I was a ninja turtle until someone stole my bandanna and defecated on it. That same day a girl in my trailer park pushed me in a ditch and threw my tricycle on top of me. At sixteen I had sex with her brother out of spite.
Author: Kayla Cubbage is a twenty year old aspiring writer. She currently maintains two blogs, is a columnist at Spliit, a blog dedicated to the Love is the Cure Movement for those with Borderline Personality Disorder, and also writes for TheCelebrityCafe.com. She is an English and Journalism major with dreams to publish her book and work in the magazine industry. She recently began recruiting writers for her own online magazine. She spends the majority of her time building her portfolio through intense writing internships and taking care of her daughter. You can read her blogs at www.somekindamom.com and www.kayla-upsidedown.blogspot.com
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Not sure if that would’ve helped her cause.
But a fan of Ninja Turtles I am. Mike rocks. Love Pizzas too.
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This made me laugh out loud! Very funny!
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Well this is the swiftest story till now.
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Oh my gosh this is brilliant in so many ways. I adore this entry.
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That was a funny one, though really do not know if that would help her anyhow.
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