men vs women

Boys vs Girls. Men vs Women. Mars vs. Venus. An eternal question how to understand each other. Each time when we think “that’s it” and suppose we found the reason behind each other’s actions, something else happens and we just lose it again. Tough life, eh? Talking about men, how hard is it to figure them out. Even keeping in mind the fact that they are different it is still almost impossible to get them.

Especially when they say something and do things to contradict themselves.
Or when they think women are dumb and won’t understand how to do this or that but still end up doing the way the woman advised.
The only thing which is certain is that they are different. Just not like women. And here are couple of differences which might actually be of help for someone out there. Use at your own risk though.

1. When men want a woman to like them, they pretend to be smart. And women when they want a man to fall for them pretend to be dumb. Men want to seem smart because they realize that smart men have more chances (TRUE!), women want to seem dumb so that the men won’t have to suffer too much while pretending they are smart.

2. Men will never ever wear anything uncomfortable just to look hot (WILD GUESS). And women will never wear anything ugly just for the sake of feeling comfortable (RIGHT!). Exceptions? Haven’t seen any.

3. Men do have problems with logic. Yes, really. And now, please don’t look at me like that. It is a scientifically proved fact. They sure have problems with induction. Women vice versa have the problem with deduction. Women tend to fail to draw right conclusions. So a true woman will suffer trying to find out if he loves her and that’s why he sleeps with her or if he sleeps with her because of some other reasons. Go figure! But you know men have it even worse. They just do not get that if they are told to be in time for the party and should call up if they are late it also means that for the date the same conditions are applicable.

4. Men can get along with computers. Nobody is going to argue. Seriously. But… women can get along with men who can get along with computers. Any arguments? Nobody knows why men can get along with computers better but we can suppose women just do not get enough motivation. It is like why to learn something that men already know and you can have a proper usage of? And yes, some women get along with computers too (PROVEN FACT!).

5. Women overestimate men’s thinking capability. Men underestimate women’s thinking capability. If someone tells you women cannot think, run… or just don’t believe. Women are amazing strategists and have always great ideas of how to get, to tame and to re-educate men. But unfortunately those strategies not always work out. Though the actual reason behind that is that women make one wrong assumption… that men can think. “And then he will think that I…” Wake up, ladies, there is nothing he will think about, and not because he is an idiot but simply because he thinks a woman cannot think, so he shouldn’t stress himself much.

6. Men like women, and women like men (USUALLY!). Women like to talk about men in general and their own men in particular, of course mostly they are criticizing and talking about what bastards men actually are (The opinion of the editorial staff of The Colors Magazine might be different from this one). Men do talk about women but probably not that often (MYSTERY). Unfortunately they don’t reveal what really they are talking about (ONE MORE MYSTERY).

The science insists that there are no proofs that women’s brains work any differently than men’s brains, but it is very obvious they do work differently. Unfortunately nobody knows why. Any ideas?